i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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