it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
