STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
