Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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