Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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