I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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I smell like Dick and happiness
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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