Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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