that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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