Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Drake has all the answers
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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