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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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