I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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