We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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