The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Randomize
