i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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