have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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