So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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