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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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