If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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