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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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