There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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