Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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