STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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