ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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