Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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