I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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