the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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