But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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