if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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