No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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