the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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