I hate all girls vehemently.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Randomize
