yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just google imaged poop.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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