I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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