I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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