I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
sex in a hospital.. check
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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