Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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