If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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