Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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