I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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