I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Randomize
