gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The uberlube is also flammable
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My butt remains clenched, sir.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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