You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I faked an abortion last night.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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