So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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