shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You're like the curious george of whores
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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