My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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