there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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