just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I think about you every night.
babies were throwing up all over the place
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.