the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn