IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...