This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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