tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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