If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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