Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You're like the curious george of whores
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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