I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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