Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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