her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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